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Caleb Williams has broken my brain.

I watched the highlights again, which was a mistake. Now I am a rational adult making irrational football noises in May.

2026-05-05 · 7 min

I made the mistake of watching Caleb Williams highlights again.

This is how they get you.

One minute you are a normal Chicago adult with emails, responsibilities, and a reasonable understanding of institutional suffering. The next minute you are watching a man throw across his body while airborne, pausing the video, rewinding it, and saying something deeply useful like, "What the hell was that?" to nobody in particular.

Caleb has broken my brain.

I am trying to be measured about this because I have watched enough Bears football to know optimism should be stored in a locked cabinet. This franchise has trained generations of us to treat quarterback hope like raw chicken. Handle carefully. Wash hands. Do not serve to children.

But come on.

The Bears went 11-6 in Ben Johnson's first year. They won the NFC North for the first time since 2018. They won a playoff game for the first time since 2010. They beat the Packers twice in the exact kind of cruel, theatrical way Packers fans usually reserve for us, which felt illegal and medicinal.

The official team recap called 2025 one of the most fun seasons in recent Bears history. That sounds like house copy until you remember the details. Seven comeback wins. A plus-22 turnover differential. 441 points. A jump from dead last in yards per game in 2024 to sixth in 2025. One hundred twenty-seven explosive plays, which is a phrase I am still learning to associate with the Chicago Bears without looking around for a trap door.

And then there is Caleb.

The line is funny because it is both spectacular and still obviously unfinished: 3,942 yards, 27 touchdowns, 7 picks, 388 rushing yards, 3 rushing touchdowns, and, because football has a sense of humor, 2 catches and a receiving touchdown. He broke the Bears single-season passing record and somehow still spent part of the year making everyone argue about completion percentage like we were auditing a dental practice.

Fine. The accuracy has to get better. The timing has to get better. The layups matter. I accept these adult concerns. I will even sit politely while someone says "within structure" and nod like a man at a parent-teacher conference.

Then I watch him throw the ball 50 yards off his back foot to Cole Kmet in the corner of the end zone with 18 seconds left against the Rams, and the responsible part of my brain leaves the room to smoke a cigarette.

That play did not even win the game. The Bears lost in overtime. This is important because it preserved the franchise's ancient contract with pain. But the throw itself was obscene. Next Gen Stats had it traveling 51.2 yards in the air, from 26.5 yards behind the line of scrimmage, with a 17.8% completion probability. Ben Johnson called it "ridiculous." That feels insufficient, but polite.

The Packers games are where the whole thing started to feel chemically different.

In Week 16, the Bears trailed Green Bay 16-6. They scored 10 points in the final 1:59, then won 22-16 in overtime on a 46-yard Caleb moon ball to DJ Moore. It was 15 degrees with wind doing Chicago wind things, and Tom Brady later called it the No. 1 throw of the NFL season. I do not need Tom Brady to validate my feelings, but I will accept the paperwork.

Three weeks later, in the wild card game, they were down 21-3 at halftime and 21-6 entering the fourth. Against the Packers. At Soldier Field. In the playoffs. This is where a lifetime of Bears watching tells you to start making peace with the universe.

Instead, Caleb started doing weird art.

The Jumpman throw to Rome Odunze on fourth-and-8 was the kind of thing you see once and immediately begin explaining to your spouse with hand gestures she did not request. Flushed left. Airborne. Back across his body. Twenty-seven yards. Viral silhouette. Matt Leinart and Booger McFarland basically turned into art critics.

Then the winner: a 25-yard touchdown to DJ Moore with 1:43 left. Receiver screen fake to Luther Burden III. Corner bites. DJ leaks open. Caleb puts it where hope lives. Bears 31, Packers 27.

I am sorry, but that is not a normal sentence.

The Ben Johnson piece is what makes me feel less like a man who has been hypnotized by highlights and more like something real is being built. Johnson's first year was not perfect, which is good, because perfect is usually fake. The passing game still got sticky. Caleb still held the ball. There were weeks when the run game carried the whole operation like a friend helping you home from a wedding.

But the architecture changed.

The Bears rebuilt the interior line. Joe Thuney. Jonah Jackson. Drew Dalman. They added Colston Loveland, Luther Burden III, Ozzy Trapilo, Kyle Monangai. Caleb went under center more, from 29% of snaps in 2024 to 49% in 2025, and his play-action usage jumped from 19% to 32%. The sacks fell from 68 to 24. That is not a stat. That is a quarterback getting to live indoors.

Johnson also seems to understand the psychological part of coaching Caleb, which might matter as much as the call sheet. Before the winning drive in Vegas, he pulled Caleb aside and told him, "This is what you're built for." Eleven plays later, D'Andre Swift is in the end zone and the Bears are 2-2 instead of 1-3.

That is the stuff I love. The small line before the big drive. The coach who can be hard in practice and calm in the game. The quarterback who wants the moment and occasionally treats geometry like a suggestion.

Season 2 under Johnson is where the curiosity gets dangerous. Defenses have tape now. The layups have to become layups. The offense has to turn the absurd plays into a stable weekly personality. Caleb has to keep the magic without living on circus throws, which is a little like asking a dragon to respect municipal fire code.

But for the first time in a long time, the Bears feel fun in a way that does not require irony.

They feel fun because there is a plan. They feel fun because the quarterback can do sick things and the coach appears to know which sick things should become offense. They feel fun because the Packers game happened twice and I can still watch the clips with the emotional maturity of a Labrador near a rotisserie chicken.

I do not know if this ends in something big. Bears fans know better than to make prophecies before Labor Day.

I know I watched the highlights again.

I know Caleb is ridiculous.

I know Ben Johnson has me believing in offensive competence, a phrase that used to sound like fan fiction.

And I know I am ready for Season 2, which is a dangerous thing to say out loud in Chicago.